The Dictatorship of Freedom Land of Freedom is a massive, genial nation, ruled by jan Lita with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.469 billion Freedomers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Freedom Land of Freedomian economy, worth 62.2 trillion dollaridoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,348 dollaridoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, purported secret military bases are dismissed by jan Lita to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freedom Land of Freedom's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Freedom Land of Freedom is ranked 33,709^th in the world and 91^st in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 850.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.